Just a page in my history

So how ya gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?

I gave up soda for Lent this year.

theoriginalsettler:

Then I remembered that I’m not Catholic. Bottoms up!

I continued my annual tradition of giving up Jesus for Lent.

Before there was “Mean Girls” …

I think leather dog collars are on sale at Petco.

Lesbians. Everywhere.

I’m guessing she was just speaking there and doesn’t know what “my fellow” means.

Loved speaking with my fellow Harvard Business School students today - they asked some great questions! Keep studying & follow ur passion! — tyrabanks (@tyrabanks)

Germans select “shitstorm” as top English contribution to the German language in 2011: http://t.co/SKMK9wqr — matthewbrizzi (@matthewbrizzi)

From Jeremy:

How will I know if I’m really dead? Where do I get blow if I’m in heaven?

Tonight’s menu.

Live performances don’t get better than this.

-ryan:

Still waiting for someone to top this.

Absolutely no one will ever do this better.